Don't laugh, silly boy!
Go play with some frivolous toy,
Or hatch some other devious ploy,
Or make one of those innumerable, irritable, expressions you employ,
Ooof! I can't stand it when you act so totally coy,
Tears overflowing with apparent joy!
Do you think this is what I enjoy?
Forever worried what you may destroy...
Why, you are more trouble than Helen of Troy,
That smile I know is just a decoy,
A tougher nut to crack than Tolstoy,
The kingpin of your rambunctious convoy,
Disguised by fewer years, you are Loki's envoy,
Don't you dare laugh again, understood boy?
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