Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Don't laugh!

Don't laugh, silly boy!

Go play with some frivolous toy,

Or hatch some other devious ploy,

Or make one of those innumerable, irritable, expressions you employ,

Ooof! I can't stand it when you act so totally coy,

Tears overflowing with apparent joy!

Do you think this is what I enjoy?

Forever worried what you may destroy...

Why, you are more trouble than Helen of Troy,

That smile I know is just a decoy,

A tougher nut to crack than Tolstoy,

The kingpin of your rambunctious convoy,

Disguised by fewer years, you are Loki's envoy,

Don't you dare laugh again, understood boy?

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